Tattoo

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist he wants a $100 bill tattoo on his penis. The tattoo artist says heck no you are crazy you freak. The guys tells him that he is willing to pay good money to have this done. So the tattoo artist tells him ok give me 3 good reasons why?

So the guy responds by saying well

1) I like to play with my money.

2) I like to watch my money grow and ...

3) so when my wife wants to go and blow $100 dollars she can do it right here.