Top Ten Demands Of Striking Elves

Separate showers for elves and reindeer ÊÊÊ

Increase vacation time from inhuman 11 months a year ÊÊ

Stop feeding underperforming elves to Blitzen Ê

Treatment center for addiction to aerosol showÊ

Replace blood-stained floorboards around tablesaw where Jingles the elf had his accident ÊÊÊÊÊÊ

Unblock adult websites on workshop computers ÊÊ

Bobo the elf is a very disturbed individual -- take him off the doll production line ÊÊ

Once in a while, something other than "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" on the P.A. system ÊÊÊÊÊÊ

Mrs. Claus must remove video camera from elves' locker room ÊÊÊ

More Twix in vending machine