Doctors

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones Psychiatry and Proctology".

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones Hysterias and Posteriors".

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". No go. So they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic depressives and Anal-retentives".

Still no good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds". Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost souls and Ass-holes". Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Queers and Rears", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work, either.

The town fathers finally accepted: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones Odds and Ends". Done!