Similarities between Nixon and Clinton

Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: same

Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the one!"

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her