Strange Tatoos

Once there was a man who wanted to go to Jamaica with his buddies. Now his wife would have none of it. After long days of nagging and pleading, she finally relented, but imposed one condition: he must tatoo her name on his penis. Now this guy must have really wanted to go to Jamaica, because he did it. The tatoo artist said that the tatoo must be done while his penis was erect to get the name on properly. Normally, only the W and Y were visible.

Shortly after arriving, he's in a men's room with a Jamaican who's displaying the same tatoo in the same spot, W and Y, that is. He said, "What a coincidence! Don't tell me you wife's name is Wendy, too!" The guy told his new Jamaican friend his story.

The Jamaican guy just smiled and said, "No, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day'!"