The joys of parenthood.

One day while Mom was cleaning her son's room, she found a S&M magazine hidden in the back of the closet. Unsure of how to, or even whether to, confront her son, she waited until the father came home, and showed it to him. He flipped through the magazine and then handed it back to her without a word.

Impatiently, she prompted him, "Well!? What should we do about this?"

"Well," her husband muttered hesitantly, "I don't think you should spank him."