Jewish Mothers

Two Jewish mothers meet for coffee.

"Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"

"To tell you the truth, my Abie has married a slut! She doesn't get out of bed until 11, she's out all day spending his money on God knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? Psha! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."

"And Esther?"

"Ah! Esther has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a smart restaurant.