New Names for the Mir Space Station

The AMC Spacer

Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand

I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station

Skylab for Dummies

Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6

Absolut NightMir

The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")

Space Toast Coast-to-Coast

The S.S. Minnowsky

The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module

Kaputnik

Cattlecar Galactica

Spacey Spice

The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death

Deepshit Nine

Tell me another Joke!