Wedding Night

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day and to save their parents money, they also resolved to spend their honeymoon nights at home.

Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night."

She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself.

Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her daughters about last night's noises.

"Well, Mom," the eldest replied, "you always said if it hurt I should scream."

"Mom, you told me that if it tickled, I should laugh," replied the next daughter.

"Now it's your turn honey," she said turning to the youngest. "Why so quiet in your room last night?"

"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full."