Alternative OS Slogans

Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" We now have Windows 98, and soon Windows 2000, plus of course, the veteran Windows 3.x. Each new version promised more, greater stability, etc., but the differences between them escape most of us. That said, here are a few alternative slogans for the bloated OS:

Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

Windows and DOS: A turtle and it's shell.

Microsoft gives you Windows - we need the whole house.

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.

I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.

My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

Mac OS ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!

Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

How do you want to crash today?