The Business World

Back before men were allowed anywhere near a delivery room, one executive, never one to waste time, took his paperwork with him to the waiting room in the hospital's Maternity Ward. As the other expectant Fathers paced, he sat there buried in paper.

Several hours later a Nurse appeared and spoke to him, "It's a boy, sir." she announced.

"Well !?!?" snapped the exec, without even looking up from his work, "Find out what he wants. I'm busy!"