Reading in Bed

A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his bedside light on to read a book.

As he was reading, he paused, reached over and started fondling his wife's pussy. He did this only for a short while. Then he resumed reading his book.

He did this several times and his wife became gradually more aroused. She thought her husband was seeking some sort of response as an encouragement to go further. She got up, and stripped in front of him. The husband was confused by this behavior.

He asked, "What are you doing? Why are you taking off your night shirt?"

The wife replied, "You were fingering me, I thought it was foreplay and that you wanted to make love tonight."

The husband said, "No, not at all."

The wife asked, "Then what the hell were you doing?"

The husband replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."