You Know You're Growing Older When ...

You refer to your accountant as "that nice young man."

You have shoes older than your new assistant.

Your office nickname (formerly "Whiz Kid") is now Den Mother

You can recite the lyrics to "Stop in the Name of Love," but you can't remember your new area code.

You try to call your oldest child to dinner, but you run through everyone else's name (including several dwarfs) before you hit it.

The drive-thru attendant calls you "ma'am" before he even gets a look at you.

You now believe that Elvis died young.

You hear yourself say, "This too shall pass.

You also hear yourself say, "I used to know that."

You're on your third mid-life crisis.

You name your cats Gin and Seng.

Your crows feet have blossomed into a world class aviary.