What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 8

Dear Abner:

My fiance has never given me an orgasm. * "Frustrated."

Dear Frustrated: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to your fiance and show your love to him by buying a Harley-Davidson Sportster and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.