What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 6

Dear Abner: My husband's efforts at lovemaking only last sixty seconds. * "Minute Man's Wife."

Dear Minute's: Your husband loves you very much. He is so turned on by you that he cannot control himself. In fact, the shorter the 'effort' the more he loves you. Return this love by buying him a full set of Sears Craftsman power tools and cooking him a nice meal.