TB or VD

Dear Abby,

I've been going out with this girl for a couple of weeks now and I really like her and want to take the relationship to the next level. I have one problem though. On our first date she told me she was sick, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD. What should I do? Lovelorn, Portland, OR

Dear Lovelorn:

If she coughs a-lot, screw her.