Vos Titzach?

Bill Clinton, last week, was dismayed by the errors being made by the CIA and FBI. He called in the directors and asked, "How come Israel knows things we don't know. How come the Jews here know things we don't know?" CIA called in Moe Katz, an undercover agent, and he told Clinton, "We have a code. We ask "Vos titzach?" -- what's happening? and we share the information."

Clinton orders a disguise. He puts on a caftan and shtreimel, a beard with payess and scuffed black shoes.

They fly him in a stealth fighter to McGuire airbase in New Jersey and put him in an old, dented station wagon with an elderly Hassid driver. He is dropped off in Boro Park and approaches a man dressed as he is.

"Vos titzach?" Clinton asks."Shhh," the man replies, "Bill Clinton is in Brooklyn."