You Might Be a Democrat If ...

You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.

You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam."

You utter the phrase "There ought to be a law" at least once a week.

You've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a conversation.

You've referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic, lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous personnel.

You argued that a few more months of sanctions and Sadam Hussein would fold like rookie poker player.

You know more than 2 people who have a degree in "Womyn's Studies."

You blame things on "The Man."

You believe that Bart Simpson only needs a little more affection.

You've ever stared at a wall and said "Now THAT is definitely man's inhumanity to man!"

You've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.

You are giddy at the prospect of the return of bell bottoms.

You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized militias.

You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.

After looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is undertaxed."

You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."

You've ever referred to "the glass ceiling."

You own something that says Dukakis for President, and still display it.

You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this important."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.