Golf

God, Jesus and Jacob were out playing a game of golf. Jacob shoots the ball and it lands on the other side of the lake. Pleased with him self Jacob walks off the tee off. Jesus walks up next and shoots the ball, it lands in the middle of the lake. Jesus walks out on top of the water and shoots the ball off the water onto the green. God walks up next and shoots the ball, it lands in the lake, and as soon as it hit the lake a fish popped up and spit it into the air then a bird grabs it and flies over and drops it directly into the hole. Jacob looking mad turns around and said "quit fucking around and play some golf"