Just a Reflection

A fellow goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I've had an affair with another woman."

"I see," says the priest, looking grave. "But I cannot grant you absolution until you tell me who she is."

"Well, okay, Father," says the guy somewhat reluctantly. "Her name is Pussy Green, and she's a blonde and a knockout."

The following Sunday this gorgeous blonde makes her way down the aisle and into the front pew. The priests takes a few good looks and finally asks the altar boy, "Son, is that Pussy Green?"

The altar boy stoops down and peers, then says, "No, Father, I think that's just the reflection from the stained glass windows."