Are You TOO Fat?

These days with Anorexia. Bulimia, fad diets and obsession with one's weight, I thought posting a guide as to whether you really are fat or not would serve as a great public service.

You're way too FAT if:

You're walking in the parking lot & cars won't pass you on the right

In school you WERE the front row of the class picture

You ask someone to put sunscreen on you and they get a paint roller

All the local "all you can eat" places have banned you permanently

You sit at a bar and don't have to drink to have a hangover

You lull yourself to sleep trying to get up out of a rocking chair

You're taller laying down than you are standing up

You donate clothes to charity & they use them as homeless shelters

The only thing in your size at a department store is the elevator

You're voted Miss North AND South Dakota

Your bike is equipped with truck tires

At a seance you don't have a medium -- you have an extra extra large

Your bathing suit is covered with blow-out patches

The only thing long and flowing you look good in is a river

Your kids can wear your wrist watch as a belt