Recreational Study

After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.

The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is: Football.

The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.

The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.

The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure,the smaller your balls become.