Salesmanship Award

A car salesman was trying to sell this great car to a client.

"Look, this car never fails. See all these buttons on the dashboard? They keep your car going."

"What's the red button for?"

"Well ... eh ... look, the car really never fails. With this silver button you can calibrate your steering."

"OK, but the red button?"

"Well, it's eh ... You know, never for a second will this car let you down. It'll do its job day and night, in hot and cold weather, always."

"YES, I KNOW, BUT THE RED BUTTON??"

"Well, you know, imagine that in the unbelievable and impossible case your car might seem to fail, you push this red button and off you go again."

"So this car ..."

"No", said the salesman. "Look, a man can't get pregnant, but in the unbelievable and impossible case that he MIGHT get pregnant ... he already has nipples."