Animals Think the Darndest Things

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? Hell, no!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog: "What a headache ... What the ... HEY! Where are my balls?!?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"

Dog: "Human legs just tease."