The Girlfriend

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my girlfriend anymore."

"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day the worried fellow returned with his girlfriend. "Take off your clothes, young lady," the medic said. "Now, turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. OK, you may put your clothes back on."

The doctor took the guy aside.

"You're in perfect health," he said. "Your girlfriend didn't give me an erection either."