Disclaimer O' The Day

As seen on http://www.cdrecordable.com/policies.html#Shipping

UPS GROUND DISCLAIMER - Please check this box to indicate that you have read this notice about UPS Ground. UPS Ground is a very slow and clumsy service (it is not unlike a crippled, drunken turtle with astigmatism). It can take over 2 weeks for your shipment to reach you if you select this shipping method. If the UPS truck is full, there is a chance that your package will be towed behind the truck (at least it will look like it was). Your shipment may also be kicked (probably more than once) by a UPS driver who's annoyed that the package was heavy. We want you to know this up front. To put it bluntly, UPS Ground stinks, but we offer it because many of our customers insist on the lowest priced shipping option available, and UPS Ground is it. The problem is primarily the fault of the UPS sorting facility in Cach, Illinois. Just about every "Ground" shipment we send out West goes through this hub. The Cach facility will sit on the shipment for 3 or 4 days, and then send a package that is bound for Seattle, instead to Florida. We're hoping that UPS reads this because they've got a real problem there that needs to be fixed. If you are going to need your order delivered to you in less than 2 weeks, please select another shipping method (like UPS 3 Day Select). If you do select UPS Ground, please don't write us scathing Emails screaming at us about where your shipment is. We tried to warn you. Thank you.