What Are You?

The newly-hatched snake and the newly-born rabbit came face to face. Both were so young their eyes had not yet opened. Neither knew what the other was, so they decided to feel each other and make a guess.

First the snake slithered over the rabbit and then concluded: "You have warm fur, whiskers and long ears. You must be a bunny."

Then the rabbit ran its paws over the snake. "You are slippery and have no balls. You must be a politician."