A Real Texan

Did ya ever meet a real Texan who didn't brag? I was in the DFW terminal and heard a cowboy on the phone. He was obviously there to meet someone, and apparently was talking to them direct while they were still in the air: "Ah'll be easy to recognize, darlin'. Ah'm tall and lean and tanned -- and besides, Ah'll have a 10- gallon hard-on."