You Better Smile When You Say That!

After a truly harrowing divorce, the husband took some time off, wandering the western states on his motorcycle. One night, sitting by himself in the ranching town's only bar, he stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses."

Hearing this, the bartender cautioned him: "Mister, you gotta watch that kind of language around here. You're in horse country."