Real Rural Small Town

I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in 1999.

A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General Store," and that was it.

There was a little old man sitting in a rocking chair in front of the store. I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"

He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck."

I said, "What do you hunt?"

He said, "Somethin' to fuck."