The Cost of Sex

The young general practitioner was giving his attractive nurse a thorough annual check-up as a professional courtesy. The nurse had the distinct impression that the doctor was prolonging each step, but she said nothing at all.

Toward the end, he smiled and said, "You're lucky, you know. A session like this would have cost you at least a $185."

"You're luckier yet, Doctor," laughed the girl. "If you were a patient, this would have cost you at least $300."