Things to do when driving

Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

Two words: Chicken Suit

Write the words "Help Me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Eat food that requires silverware.

At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Squeegee your windshield at every stop.

Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.

Stop and collect roadkill.

Stop and pray for roadkill.

Stop and cook roadkill.

Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting E-mail abuse.

Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"

At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...