Morris The Missing Husband

The wife of Morris went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband was missing for three weeks. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, " Morris, 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had blue eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to our children."

Sherry, next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 53 years old, 5 foot 6 inches, fat, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Quiet Sherry! ..... Who the heck wants HIM back?"