Whats Your Order?

A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.

"I'd like a quickie."

The waitress blushes and says, "That's not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"

"I'd really like a quickie." The waitress slaps him hard and storms off angrily.

Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the guy. "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche.'"