Live Long, and Prosper

A man was once reported to have said that if you want to live a long, satisfying life, the secret is to sprinkle a little gunpowder on your cereal every morning. He did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 108. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.