Winner!
A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night. When they arrived at her house, they ended up in her bedroom, which was filled with stuffed animals, just hundreds of them. Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe and reclining on the couch. Large stuffed animals were on the top bookshelves and armchairs. Little stuffed animals were on the window sill and bottom bookshelves.
Much later, after sex, he turned to her and smiled, "So ... how was I?"
"Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."