Rough...Tough...and Selfish
A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks if she had a good time. She tells him yes, but to get her really horny, she likes her men to be rough, tough and selfish.
The next week the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a biker's black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest biker bar.
The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.
He asks her, "Well, was I rough enough?"
"Yes," she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.
"And was I tough enough?"
"Oh yes," she moans.
"Well then, it's time to be selfish." So saying, he whips out his penis and gives himself a hand job.