Some Thoughts For Today

If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the floor.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

I am not a perfectionist -- my parents were, though.

Tell me another Joke!