Barney Christmas

(To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer")

Barney got run over by a tractor. Best of all, it happened on TV. All the little children are unhappy; I am just beside myself with glee.

He was singing to the kiddies, "You Wuv Me and I Wuv You." Now he is just a piece of roadkill Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.

Chorus

I don't think the children like me But though I killed him, it's not wrong. We're saved from evil propaganda That purple, Nazi mind-controller's gone.

Chorus

My trial date is set for Tuesday I won't get off (so I've been told). Ten million kiddies saw me do it, And the judge and jury all are six years old ....