Doggie Winter Wonderland

(sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants: "Avoid where I pee, it's my property!" Marked up as my winter wonderland.

In the meadow Dad will build a snowman, Following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost, Flows my natural incense boast: "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."