If Hitler Went to Heaven

Adolf Hitler dies and finds himself in front of the door of Hell. He knocks, Satan opens the door and asks: "What's your name?"

"Adolf Hitler," he replies.

Satan is flabbergasted. "Adolf Hitler? I know what you did on Earth and there's no way I am going to take you in. Indeed, this is Hell, but there's a limit to everything. Hey, why don't you go to Heaven? Follow the road, there's a big door on the right, you can't miss it."

Elated by this stroke of luck, Hitler starts walking towards Heaven.

The following day, there's a knock at the door of Hell. Satan opens and finds Jesus standing outside. "Jesus, what are you doing here?" he asks, surprised.

And Jesus replies: "I just escaped from the camp and would like to apply for political asylum!"