You Get What You Pay For!

Two middle-aged gentlemen were in the club locker room discussing their sex-organ transplant operations. "Mine cost twenty-five thousand dollars," said the first fellow, "but it was worth every penny. I'm a new man now, ready for anything."

"Mine cost a lot less than that," said the second man, "and it's been nothing but a disappointment."

"No wonder!" said the first man, taking a closer look. "Why, that's my trade-in!"