A Business Opportunity

*phone rings*

"Hello?"

"Hi, wanna come to a meeting?"

"What is it about?"

"It's a business opportunity."

"Is it Amway?"

"What's Amway?"

"Is it Amway?"

"I can't tell you."

"Is it Amway?"

"I can't tell you."

"If it's Amway, I'm not interested."

"Well then, we don't need you, you sorry, low-life, destined-to-live-in-poverty ignorant loser. Can Mom come to the phone?"