Losing Your Virginity

Bill and Mark are out walking in the country one fine summer evening.

Bill: "Hey, Mark, you see that grove of trees over there? Well, that's where I had sex for the first time ... we made love while her mother stood beside and watched over us!"

Mark, being a bit shy, was a little shocked to hear this. "Are you serious? Did her mother say anything?"

Bill: "Yeah ... she said 'Baaaaaaaaaah!'"