A Toast

To the astonishment of all, Martin -- a real playboy -- announced his intentions to marry. Speculations ran high as to how long he could and would remain faithful. All doubt was removed by his toast to the bridesmaids, all centerfold material, at the wedding reception.

"Ladies," he said, "I want to wish all of you the best of luck, and to extend the hope that each of you will, in the near future, take the place of the bride."