Bathroom Sayings (or Cool Things to Do in a Bathroom):

Say "Interesting ... more floaters than sinkers."

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say "Whoops! Could you kick that back over here please?"

Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter creamed corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

Say "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

Say "I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down a "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor, and say "Peek-a-boo!"

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."