Dinner Is Ready

A most distinguished-looking lady walks into a tattoo parlor and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated woman in his seedy tattoo shop, goes over to the woman immediately and asks if he could help her.

To his shock, and utter delight, she lifts her designer dress and points to her right inner thigh ... very high up.... "Right here," she says, "I want you to tattoo a turkey with the word 'Thanksgiving' under it."

Then she points to her left inner thigh...just as high up, and says, "On this side, I want you to tattoo a Christmas tree, with lights and tinsel, and an angel on top, and underneath the tree, I want the word 'Christmas'.

The tattoo artist looks at her puzzled and says, "Lady, it's none of my business, but that is the most unusual request I have ever had. Why in the world would you want that?"

"Well," the lady said, "I am sick and tired of my husband always complaining there is never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."