Doctor Feelgood

The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor.

"All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said, "and he's right, too. I have no desire at all."

The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return for a visit in two weeks. After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling into his office.

"Those pills were great, Doc. I'm doin' it twice a night now," she said.

"That's wonderful," said the doctor. "What does you husband say now?"

"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home yet."