Procrastinator's Creed

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

I firmly believe tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

I truly believe all deadlines are unreasonable, regardless of the amount of time given.

If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

I will never put off until tomorrow what I can forget about forever.