This Might Work!

Someday I guess I'm just gonna get arrested, but I can't resist off-the-wall humor when people least expect it. I went into this department store and was greeted by a female salesgirl, who said, "Good afternoon sir, and what is it you desire?"

I replied, "What I desire is to whisk you outta here, take you to my secret hide-away, mix up a big pitcher of drinks, put on some soft music, and then make mad passionate love to you all afternoon.

"However, what I need are some underwear and socks."